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Date: Fri, 11 Feb 1994 18:22:52 -0500 (EST)
Re: HOWARDS (fwd)
> From firstname.lastname@example.org Fri Feb 11 15:26:18 1994
> Date: Fri, 11 Feb 1994 15:25:55
> From: email@example.com (Chris Bergstedt)
> To: firstname.lastname@example.org
> Subject: Re: HOWARDS
> Keywords: Howards
> Message-Id: <QD5BE9D4@pacepc20>
> Forwarded message follows:
> From: Korey Kiepert <ktkieper>
> Subject: HOWARDS
> To: email@example.com (Chris Bergstedt), firstname.lastname@example.org (delugaue),
> email@example.com (Anna Przywara), firstname.lastname@example.org
> Date: Fri, 11 Feb 94 11:51:28 EST
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> >From ktkieper Fri Feb 11 11:47:17 1994
> To: email@example.com (howard)
> Date: Fri, 11 Feb 94 11:47:17 EST
> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
> Standard Units in the Howard Sytem of Measurment:
> Time: Howards. It is zero Howard when Howard gets up in the morning and
> 5oo Howards when he goes to bed. Breakfast occurs at 100
> Howards, lunch at 200, dinner at 300, and snack at 400.
> Distance: Howards. A length of one Howard is that distance from the feet of
> Howard to the top of his head.
> Velocity: Howards(d)/Howards(t) Velocity is the distance travelled per unit
> time. It shall be so.
> Accelleration: Howards(d)/Howards(t)SQUARED Accelleration shall be so.
> Actual Velocity in Howards: Your standard rate of motion in comparison with
> that of Howard at a given instance in time.
> Actual Accelleration in Howards: Your accelleration in comparison
> that of Howard at a given instance
> Anger: Howard Roberts
> Sanity: Howards. There shall be a scale of 10 with the Sanity of
> Howard being that of 5, or the level of normalcy.
> Angular Measurements: Howards. The angle that Howard makes in relation to
> the ground will be a 1 Howard angle. All
> other angles can be found in relation to
> Engergy: Howards. The blood sugar level of Howard at any give time
> be the new standard from which energy is based. It
> SHALL become 1 howard unit of energy.
> Heat: Howards. Whatever the temperature of Howard in accordance
> Kelvin at any given time shall be 1 howard.
> This is the National Standards listing of Howard Units as of 2-11-94.
> Please be informed of new Howard units.
> The Howard Institute for Measurement 1994