From: Korey Kiepert <ktkieper>
To : howard <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 94 17:11:54 EST
Hello everybody. I just ate dinner with Chris Schaefer and well...let's just
say the boy had a lot to say. It was brought to my attention that he eats
at the later lunch with Howard, Adam, Chris and whoever else. Here are some
of his quotes:
"A Howard can never be a Howard."
"Howard units are stupid."
The poor lad apparently does not quite grasp the chaos that is involved with
the Howard System of Measurement. You might want to discuss this with him the
next time you see him, since you all seem to be hard core Howard users.
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