From: allindqu@mathlab.mtu.edu
  To  : hrabbey@mtu.edu
  Date: Sat, 12 Feb 94 13:28:13 GMT-0500

HOWARDS

February 12, 1994




Howard,

	Thought that you might enjoy seeing what that wonderfull  
person named Korey Kiepert passed onto me.  Your a genius Howard!

Adam

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Korey Kiepert <ktkieper@mtu.edu>
Subject: HOWARDS
To: clbergst@mtu.edu (Chris Bergstedt), delugaue@mtu.edu (delugaue),
        aprzywar@major.cs.mtu.edu (Anna Przywara),  
allindqu@mathlab.mtu.edu
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 94 11:51:28 EST
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Forwarded message:
>From ktkieper Fri Feb 11 11:47:17 1994
Subject: 

To: hrabbey@mtu.edu (howard)
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 94 11:47:17 EST
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Standard Units in the Howard Sytem of Measurment:


Time: Howards.  It is zero Howard when Howard gets up in the morning  
and
		5oo Howards when he goes to bed.  Breakfast occurs at  
100
		Howards, lunch at 200, dinner at 300, and snack at  
400.

Distance: Howards.  A length of one Howard is that distance from the  
feet of
		    Howard to the top of his head.

Velocity: Howards(d)/Howards(t)	Velocity is the distance travelled  
per unit
				time.  It shall be so.

Accelleration: Howards(d)/Howards(t)SQUARED	Accelleration shall  
be so.

Actual Velocity in Howards:  Your standard rate of motion in  
comparison with 

			     that of Howard at a given instance in  
time.

Actual Accelleration in Howards: 	Your accelleration in  
comparison with
					that of Howard at a given  
instance in
					time.

Anger: Howard Roberts

Sanity: Howards.  	There shall be a scale of 10 with the Sanity  
of 

			Howard being that of 5, or the level of  
normalcy.

Angular Measurements:  Howards.	The angle that Howard makes in  
relation to 

				the ground will be a 1 Howard angle.   
All 

				other angles can be found in relation  
to this
				angle.

Engergy: Howards.	The blood sugar level of Howard at any give  
time shall
			be the new standard from which energy is  
based.  It 

			SHALL become 1 howard unit of energy.

Heat:	Howards.	Whatever the temperature of Howard in  
accordance with
			Kelvin at any given time shall be 1 howard.

This is the National Standards listing of Howard Units as of 2-11-94.
Please be informed of new Howard units.
				The Howard Institute for Measurement  
1994