From: Chris Bergstedt <clbergst>
To : ktkieper, delugaue, clbergst, hrabbey
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 1994 09:59:46
Re: HOWARDS ???
[I deleted the header info]
I have comments on your system of Howards.
>Standard Units in the Howard Sytem of Measurment:
->Time: Howards. It is zero Howard when Howard gets up in the morning and
-> 5oo Howards when he goes to bed. Breakfast occurs at 100
-> Howards, lunch at 200, dinner at 300, and snack at 400.
Question, what is the time when Howard is asleep or in this system does that
->Distance: Howards. A length of one Howard is that distance from the feet
-> of Howard to the top of his head.
Looks good to me.
->Velocity: Howards(d)/Howards(t) Velocity is the distance travelled per unit
-> time. It shall be so.
->Accelleration: Howards(d)/Howards(t)SQUARED Accelleration shall be so.
This also looks good.
->Actual Velocity in Howards: Your standard rate of motion in comparison
-> with that of Howard at a given instance in
->Actual Accelleration in Howards: Your accelleration in comparison
-> with that of Howard at a given
-> instance in time.
I think this should be called your absolute acceleration & velocity relative
to Howard, since in this system Howard is the center of the universe and
everything relative to him is absolute.
->Anger: Howard Roberts
->Sanity: Howards. There shall be a scale of 10 with the Sanity of
-> Howard being that of 5, or the level of normalcy.
As I have to go to class now my comments on the rest of the Howard system of
measurement will have to wait until some time in the future.
->This is the National Standards listing of Howard Units as of 2-11-94.
->Please be informed of new Howard units.
-> The Howard Institute for Measurement 1994
Chris "Viva Howards" Bergstedt