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From: clbergst@mathlab.mtu.edu
To : allindqu@mathlab.mtu.edu, klbehren@mathlab.mtu.edu, mbzander@mathlab.mtu.edu, clbergst@mathlab.mtu.edu
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 94 17:52:08 EST
Re: The Organization fo Less Precise Speech
Dear everyone,
Recently some of you received a letter discussing the concept of
Howards. I have
decided to propose an extention to that concept. I
call it:
The Organization for Less Precise Speech
I am sure you have noticed that everywhere you go now-a-days someone
is
telling you to use more precise speech. You know like instead of
saying
several say an exact number and stuff like that. I think that
this is all
wrong. Think of all the problems this causes for people.
Advertisers have
to say exactly what their products do. Students
have to know exactly what
they are saying. No more BS'ing answer on
all those essay tests. Instead
of using nice general terms that
everyone understands we have to use lots of
complex terms that only a
few people understand. This brings up another
point. Because of the
complexity of what people have to say most people
today don't even
know what they, themselves, are saying so how can they
expect anyone
else to understand. But I have ways to stop this danger to
our
society.
The first step is to institute Howards as our national standard of
measurement since they are by definition inconstant. I think our
number
system should be simplified to one, several, and many; where
several would be
between 2 and 10 and many would be over 10. Ages
could be simplified to
young, adult, and senior citizen with the
divisions between them completely
arbitrary. I think the sexual
divisions of he and she are quite unfair and
I think that both should
open for use by anyone of any sex.
This and many more things must be done. I ask you to join the
movement to
save our country from the threat of precise speech.
Sincerely,
Chris "I live many Howards away" Bergstedt
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